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posted : Friday, June 02, 2006
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Life has been ReaLLy Super DupeR uBeR duPPeR lame FOr me These daYs...But lameness in life is BAGOS or shoulD i say, gooD ain'T iT?
Aniwaes, let me tell u about the history of me, snufflelufucat. It all started two years ago, 2004, wen me, snufflelufucat, begin being friends with snufflelufuHiPPo. Inspired by her lameness, snufflelufucat sat on a chair, listening to the boulevard of broken dreams by green day, with an unwritten book and a pencil in hand. She started writing this book called the book of nothing which is TOTAL crap. It involved a loT of thinGs like the Teletubbies(yes, those creatures with crappy things on their heads and fill-in the-blank-tummies)kangarooscrocodilehippiesAhBengs, and loads of people that we don't bother to think about nowadays. Anyways, after writing the book, anD publishinG it, somewhere out there, in the middle of the world, might be in a kangaroo's pouch, a croc's tummy or in the arctic, eating blubber fishes with eskimos, S.E (no offence S.E, i'm writing this for fun.) might be reading this book...anD maybe, he would use his animal senses to communicate with the wilD and i'll be probably be STAMPEDED by a group of wild fans of him which are probably stallions.(Touch wood) Anyways, my everyday life is filled with everyday crap from Snufflelufuhippo ( Just because i'm using the colour ORANGE doesnt mean i'm in a relationship with snufflelufuhippo. (; ) and these crap mostly come from songs and people and MOSTLY horses and subjects. Things like iron+oxygen=FeO which sounds like SOMEONE'S name in our school.....aNd not to forGet...HORSES. Every single day, i have to tolerate with the chronicles of snufflelufuhiPPo and her bladder. And..she is probably in love with BLADDER and ooPS. I think bladder is probably cominG and read this blog and say 'This is so cool for the lame people' and then i'll say 'That is so lame for the cool people' . And i really have to go now, i'm so sorry people if I have to let you down cause this entry is so boring. Anyways, i'll share a joke from my friend, snufflelufudilahH. Its a joke that no one laughs at, as far as i know. Your momma is so hairy, She was a snufflelufugus. And this is another song she made up about THE snuffles. Snufflelufuflower goes To scHool, Snufflelufucat goes To school, SnufflelufuhiPpo goes to schooL, Snufflelufuboy goes to schOOL. They say hi, hi, hi, hi then they say BYE BYE! Goodie Woodie Goodie BYE Goodie Woodie Goodie Bye Kitty Witty Kitty died Kitty Witty Kitty died !!!!!!!!! (: |
