Afito's Adventures

Hello,

The name's afiah. I'm currently 18, and I get a year older on the 29th of April.
Because of how this world is no place for a mind or a thought, I feel it best to manifest my ideas into the virtual world. After all, my global position systems are vocally addressed. Oh, and you could say that I can get a teeny bit mental at times.




posted : Tuesday, June 13, 2006
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HeyYYYyoooo! I'm back. A few days ago, i had my npcc camp. And i had no idea of wad it would be like so at first i was kinda excited to go to the camp. But I WAS WRONGG!

Lemme tell u about the chronicles of NP!! It all started a few days ago, on the 7th June 2006 when i started having my npcc camp. At home, i have this feelinfg of excitement as i was about to go...My sis also had camp on the same day. But my sis's lasted for 5 dayS! Anyways, on the first day, at school, the first thing i heard was FAFIAAHH! And true enough, i got a hit on my backk. Ouch. Anyways, i settled down on the blue sky stage and started checking for missing thingies. I soon found out i didnt bring my sling for de water bottle so i'm sure i'm gonna be ddead
. Luckily, i SURVIVED the first few minutes of the camp.

After that, we had this team building game. WHACKO! was one of 'em. and we also had the hula hoop thing. where we're supposed to hold hands with another guy (for the girls) and girl (for the guys). It was kinda fun though, but after that, we assembled and did push-ups as expected. And this is only the first few minutes of the camp. Anyways, it wasnt all tt tiring tho. After that, we assembled in our squads and the sec 1s were supposed to learn campfire songs..

To be cont'd

posted : Monday, June 12, 2006
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HeeLLLOOOO! I've just came back from the Jurong East Library and kinDa had FUN! Cause i spenT most of my time eating Cheesels in the Library!

What's up with that look on your face?! Eating in the library IS ALLOWED u know. There's even a sign that saYS: NO OUTSIDE FOOD AND DRINKS ALLOWED. Focus on the word OUTSIDE.


Anyways, that is NOT an important issue to talk about. Anyways, for my previous entry, it says ' to be cont'd ' so i'm gonna write the continuation of it. (:


On the way to Ash's block, we saw Clementi Town Pri Sch which was Ash's previous pri sch. Anyways, after that, for some reason, Jane and Adilah, both CRRRAAZZIE, started to sing our sch sONNG. SoooOOOo, me and mais and ika were singing it too, and it was kinda fun while it lasted. (: Shows our sense of PATRIOTISM. Haha.


And we reached this place, at first we thought was in the middle of nowhere. But luckily, we reached this place with heavy traffic, SO HEAVY, that we saw a shoe on the roaD. We took pics of it btw. Anyways, after that, some of us started cheering for the cars that were on the road which were the fastest to go off once there was the green light. I know what's on Ika's mind. Lame shit orh. It was fun while it lasted tho.


After that, we went pass somebody's house. A classmate of mine. And Ash kept on shouting out his name. And what floor is his house on again? The SECOND. How embarassing. "-_-

Nothing much happened in Ash's house. But it was really FUNN! I love her house. Its a mansionette. Sorry if i got the spelling wrong okay. Its so big and spacy. She has a computer room, and that room looks like a studio. Because of the transparent glass on it.


At about 4, me and mais decided to go home as it was kinda late for my prayer time. Mais is SUCH a loyal friend. She's always there for me. Since primary school. (:

She has almost all the good friend qualities. Anyways, we rode bus 99 since i can go home straight by riding 99. Mais even followed me to my HOUSE. OMG. Me mum invited her in, and at that time, my bro was in, using the comp. Speaking of loyal, my cat is so loyal and she sits right infront of the comp so i cant really see what i'm typing so forgive me if i type things wronGly.


Me and mais had durians at my house and all things FRUITY. We had a drink of blackcurrant, oranges, apples and durians. Haha.

After that, me and mais watched MTV and this show called high school stories. Halfway, mais called ika and mais told her we're eating durians. And she said 'lame shit orh' AGAIN. Haiyo. It's probably from I NOT STUPID TOO cause she drools over people like Shaun and Joshua.

And this is another episode of my life hosted by none other than me. Anyways, when we were doing the project about Smoking and Drugs, Mais drew this picture of the ' King of SMO' and his body is shaped like a cigarette and he says, ' Yo yo, i'm the king of Smo' And of course, i laughed hysterically at that cuz its so lame. And below, it says.

Kids, if you smoke, you would probably LOOK LIKE HIM and be as LAME AS HIM.
SO lame rite? But its just so funny.

Like what they all say:
We laughed at the stupidity of the joke, not the joke itself.

That's all for today, so BuUHBBYE.



posted : Saturday, June 10, 2006
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I'm gonna write an entry about what happened after the X-country since the X-country is not much of an interesting subject but what happened after that.

So anyways, after the X-country, Mais decided on riding her dadda's car so she was separated from US after that. US= Me, Ika, Lala, Ash, Amy, Jane, Siqing. Anyways, we had to walk on an overhead bridge after that and the overhead bridge had NO SHELTER! It wasn't really raining but the overhead bridge was high and it was kinda scary. Anyways, Syarizan was there too. So i clinged on to Syarizan for awhile like how Mais clinged on to me while going up an overhead bridge with A SHELTER which is so not scary. By the way, in case you're wondering, Syarizan is a GIRL. NOT a BOY. It wasnt really scary anyways, after i got used to the vehicles zooming below. So after that, we rode a bus. There wasnt much interesting haps there. Luckily it was a double decker bus so i saw some of Ass's friends wearing orange Ts cause its his class T-shirt. I dont really care bout them cause they don't know me but I KNOW THEM.

So, Lala took pics of me and her. And all the way, ika was talking about things, as usual to Amy and Ash and Siqing. Anyways, Lala showed me the pic of her and Jane and she told me that Jane looked like the snowqueen which is true. (: No offence, Jane! So anyways, on the way, Ika was like OMG! Kaya and his freN! And all of us was like where?! Anyways, ika sort of contacted her GOOD friend, KJ, so tt KJ could tell her what was happening on THE DECK BELOW which is sort of ISOLATED from THE DECK ABOVE. After that, KJ told us that he and his group of frens was following us and IKA was like OMG. Shit. Just shoOo one of them out. SoOoO, after that, Mais called ika cause she was kinda sad to be separated from us so Ika told her to meet us at the Mcdees at Clementi interchange.

After that, we reached the station and just when i was about to climb down, Ass's fren was like laughing and laughing. So when i looked at them, they were saying Ass's sis over and over again. And i rmbr they were pointing at one another in case they got the wrong person. And they were giggling. So i made a shy face and wanted to say you GOT the WRONG PERSON! But that is a lie and i don't lie to my bro's frens so i just kept quiet about it and alighted the bus.

So, wen we reached mcdees, the first person i saw was NICOLE. And i tell you, NICOLE is the LAST person i want to see on the face of this EARTH. SooOo, he was like eh, mais is on the other side of Mc dees. I told Lala that and soon, me and lala found mais.
WoooOOOoooHHoooooOOO! SooOOo, after a quick meal, we decided to go to Ash's house which is like SOOOOO near to Horse's house.

To be cont'd.....


MaiS

IKa

AsH

JaNe

Si QinG

AmY

L
aLa

Me!



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posted : Sunday, June 04, 2006
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There was X-country a FEW WEEKS ago before i even started BLOGGING so i'm gonna write about it. This is what happened during the event.

The day before the event, i slept at around 8pm to get all the energy i needed for the event the day after. I was like SO nervous when i woke up in the morning. After taking a bath and a quick meal of oatmeal, ( and putting on clothes, of course ) i asked my bro to hurry up,(who was now in full ncc uniform) cause he was taking up so much time to look at the mirror while putting on gel. Even I dont spend that much time on looks anyways! After that, i just headed for the car with my bro.

Halfway, my bro was saying that i'm a noob because i haven't attended this before.I'm a sec 1 for god's sake! He's such an ass. Really reminds me of a HORSE. Anyways, after reaching Macritchie, i was behind my bro and my bro gave me this ' You are such a geek and idiot and noob, why are u following me? ' look . After following him to the carpark, i just feel like hugging him, and saying 'ABANG!' infront of his squadmates to embarass him. But i didn't because there were a whole lot of them there and they were in full u. Oh wadevr, NCC. I just hate the whole bunch of them.

As usual, my good friend, Maisarah, had started her bladder problems just a few minutes after meeting me. We went to the toilet which was full of flying bugs. ( Of course, Macritichie is a place where you get to get ' CLOSE' to nature. ) So what do u expect?

Halfway during our visit in the loo, we heard some kind of 'PATRIOTIC' song, so i got really worried. I told Mais to hurry up, after getting out of the cubicle, we were in a so-called 'PATRIOTIC' position, cause we thought it was a national song or sumthin. After that, Mais STILL had some bladder problems so I was forced to wait for her. They were now playing another PATRIOTIC song. After mais got out of the cubicle, she washed her hands and the song was still playing. Me and Mais waited for another min until the song finished cause we were kinda scared to sort of ' Interrupt' the ceremony. Me and mais were SO relieved to hear ' All the small things' by Blink 182. So we just went back to the carpark after that.

We found out that everyone took out their skirts except US. ( I know what you're thinking, me and Mais are NOT a couple) So, after taking out our skirts and wearing our shirt and shorts, we walked passed shahirah and the rest and she cheered for Mais cause both of us always wear long pants for PE. I first thought that me and mais received some kind of 'Award for the latecomers due to the visit to the loo' but apparently, it wasnt. ): We sat at the very back, behind Wen Qi and Harish. For some, reason, Wen Qi likes to bother us. I think its becuz we are LAME. Cuz the other time we discussed about some superheroes during recess and Wen qi was the only one there besides us. And i was like discussing about pyro and iceman from x-men and how cute they are and mais was saying she liked storm or sumthin. After that, she changed the subject to justice league. And i told mais that justice league is kinda childish. Then Wen Qi heard our argument and he turned around and said ' You guys are SO lame. ' Proofs my point.

So wen qi was like wad are you doing here? This is a place for boys. Oh wadevr, like i give a damn. Anyways, Wen Qi told us that we're Tomboys. ( Thanks! ) So don't we deserve a place here? Anyways, i saw Adilah, Ashiqa, Amy, and Ika. They were sitting in a circle, and talking, as usual.

After that, nothing much happened. I love the run aniwaes, i'm not sarcastic.

The air was like so fresh and everything, i just love it. Although the run was all bumpy, it wasnt really tiring. I think a 1.8km non-bumpy run at CSS is even more tiring than a 3.4km bumpy run at Macritchie. Anyways, halfway, i met Hariza and Xin Rong. Hariza was like FluffiaH! Then she hit me hard on the back while i was running. Fluffiah is not my name, btw, an i'm not FLUFFY.

Anyways, when i was nearing the finishing line, i got motivation from my sec 2 npcc seniors. Not all of them were cheering tho. I rmbr one of the guys was like, girls suck! Anyways, my bro was there in the jungle too, and he was like laughing. I really, realli wanted to say hi abang assyaraf! and wave at him but it would waste my energy.

Anyways, i didnt sprint at the last part cause i feel like puking, but anyways, i got position number 36. Its good enough that you get a position anyways! (:
Amy got number 4!! I'm so happy for her.

I really pity my friend who got 33 cause she really had high expectations of herself but she didnt get top 30. I really feel kinda sad cause i'm 36. And i get nothing for being top 40. We only get prizes if we're top 30. ): Anyways, i have classmates who got Number 3 for girls and number 2 for the guys.

That's all for now.

(:

Bbyee!

posted : Saturday, June 03, 2006
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I don't really like the idea of writing crap all the while as too much of crap is just plain boringG. So, like what most people write in their gurlie-wurlie bloG, i'll just write whatever that happened last Tuesday.

Last Tuesday was soO borinG, so whY bother WritinG? ( It rhymes!)

Anyways, last tuesday there was Remedial with Mushnoneck and i found myself day dreaming the whole lesson. Thank god Mushnoneck didn't catch me dreaming or she would probably pull out her face and reveal her TRUE face which is a GOBLIN. *Screams*.

Anyways, after that, there was NPCC. And we were singing a song called ET. The song is probably ' Cool for the lame people' as quoted from my brother. But i still think that that phrase is 'Lame for the cool people' like him.
Anyways, the song goes like this:
Knock knock
Who's there
ET
ET who?
Dudum dudum
I am ET from the outerspace
Dudum dudum
Come to Singapore to buy toothpaste
Dudum Dudum
When i look into your grandma's face
Dudum Dudum
It reminds me of a monkey face
Hey! Hey! Monkey face!
Tell your grandma, to buy my toothpaste.

| Secret revealed : ET has a secret obsession with TOOTHPASTE |
[ Whats up with ET and toothpaste anyways?! ]

Anyways, after the training on the Tuesday, we found out tt there was also training
on Thursday which i was not looking forward to.

On Thursday, we sang campfire songs for the whole session. (Gawd, it was fun)

I love the song free fly mosquito the most. And it was like this:

Free! Free!
Freefly Mosquito! Freefly Mosquito!
Calamine! Calamine!
Calamine, Calamine, Calamine lotion.
Oh no more Calamine, Calamine lotion.
Itchy Witchy Scratchy Watchy uP anD dowN mY BacKkY wacKy
Itchy Witchy Scratchy Watchy uP anD dowN my Backside!
Beep! Went the fly when i spray with my spraycan!
PPpppppPPPPPPPPPsssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all for Today, and i'm really lookinG forward to my NPCC camp on
Tuesday!! *Sarcastically*



Get ouTTA heRe!!



posted : Friday, June 02, 2006
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Life has been ReaLLy Super DupeR uBeR duPPeR lame FOr me These daYs...But lameness in life is BAGOS or shoulD i say, gooD ain'T iT?

Aniwaes, let me tell u about the history of me, snufflelufucat.

It all started two years ago, 2004, wen me, snufflelufucat, begin being friends with snufflelufuHiPPo. Inspired by her lameness, snufflelufucat sat on a chair, listening to the boulevard of broken dreams by green day, with an unwritten book and a pencil in hand. She started writing this book called the book of nothing which is TOTAL crap. It involved a loT of thinGs like the Teletubbies(yes, those creatures with crappy things on their heads and fill-in the-blank-tummies)kangarooscrocodilehippiesAhBengs, and loads of people that we don't bother to think about nowadays. Anyways, after writing the book, anD publishinG it, somewhere out there, in the middle of the world, might be in a kangaroo's pouch, a croc's tummy or in the arctic, eating blubber fishes with eskimos, S.E (no offence S.E, i'm writing this for fun.) might be reading this book...anD maybe, he would use his animal senses to communicate with the wilD and i'll be probably be STAMPEDED by a group of wild fans of him which are probably stallions.(Touch wood)

Anyways, my everyday life is filled with everyday crap from Snufflelufuhippo ( Just because i'm using the colour ORANGE doesnt mean i'm in a relationship with snufflelufuhippo. (; ) and these crap mostly come from songs and people and MOSTLY horses and subjects.

Things like iron+oxygen=FeO which sounds like SOMEONE'S name in our school.....aNd not to forGet...HORSES.

Every single day, i have to tolerate with the chronicles of snufflelufuhiPPo and her bladder. And..she is probably in love with BLADDER and ooPS.

I think bladder is probably cominG and read this blog and say 'This is so cool for the lame people' and then i'll say 'That is so lame for the cool people' .

And i really have to go now, i'm so sorry people if I have to let you down cause this entry is so boring.

Anyways, i'll share a joke from my friend, snufflelufudilahH.

Its a joke that no one laughs at, as far as i know.

Your momma is so hairy,
She was a snufflelufugus.

And this is another song she made up about THE snuffles.
Snufflelufuflower goes To scHool,
Snufflelufucat goes To school,
SnufflelufuhiPpo goes to schooL,
Snufflelufuboy goes to schOOL.

They say hi, hi, hi, hi then they say BYE BYE!


Goodie Woodie
Goodie BYE
Goodie Woodie
Goodie Bye
Kitty Witty
Kitty died
Kitty Witty
Kitty died

!!!!!!!!!

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