Oh my i realised how much I missed out on the blogger world, and I just went to randomly drop by a couple of people's blogs.

My reaction was simply O.O .

Simply said.

Haha, I am in a way, 'behind time', bak kata pepatah 'seperti katak di bawah tempurung'.

To be honest, I can't really be bothered to blog, because I am ultimately very lazy.

Yes, for all you malay stereotypes out there, I am a typical malay. Why? Because all malays are supposedly lazy.

Yes, that's what we are. The term 'malay' is almost synonymous to the word 'lazy', and nothing more.

Lazy lazy lazy.

That's what we are. Lazy asses sitting around in the couch at home, making ketupat and weaving out the shape of our sofas out of rattan, and wasting ourselves away by doing more hands-on and artistic things which doesn't contribute to Singapore's economy at all.

Why? Because we are simply lazy second-class citizens who live in a country that doesn't appreciate the arts and deems us as terrorists who might join the JI just because we're muslim.

Why is the SAF made up of mostly non-muslims? Why else do you think malays and muslims aren't given a chance to drive fighter planes and ride tanks? Because we'll betray our country for our muslim neighbours if a war was likely to break out of course! So much for lazy asses lazing around at home weaving rattan and dancing to zapin. We actually have a plan?! Seriously?

Lazy asses aren't what they seem aren't they? We simply pretend to laze around and be the more unsucessful group of people and a war breaks out and boom! We show our true colours by betraying our country! Oh, so all that wasting ourselves away and laze around thing was just to remain low-profile and to remain conspicuous amongst our friendly neighbourhood malay stereotypes.

Right. I get it now.

P.S For those of you who takes this seriously, please don't. I am merely a harmless lazy malay girl with no intentions of betraying my country or whatsoever.