Hey hey, everyday's a metrosexual day!

Okay, recently, I've realised that everywhere I go, I've been noticing more and more metrosexuals out and about. At first, I only thought the metrosexual thing was only 'happening' in Malaysia.

But noooooo.

It's everywhere!

Or isit just a fashion statement? That, I don't know.

I do have to admit they look good but..

I keep noticing lanky dudes wearing a Haji scarf around their necks don a polo tee, with skinny jeans or Bermudas and Loafers.

LOAFERS.

Pretty much screams out 'metrosexual!' doesn't it? And not only that, they carry tote bags too!

Tote bags!

Imagine that.

As if not metrosexual enough, they like to lean on one leg and stand in a very gay manner and hangout with their other metrosexual man bffs, and start commenting on clothes. Eew.

I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.

Homosexuals and metrosexuals adding in numbers.

Men looking all cutesy and feminine. (They-who-must-not-be-named)

I wish Aretha Franklin would just sing 'It's raining men!' and let the rain pour so that all the manly men fall to the surface of the earth from the heavens and rid of all the feminine/metrosexual/homosexual/transexual (wo)men in the world.

I wish.