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posted : Monday, December 22, 2008
title : Come out of the cupboard
OMG WHAT THE ZOMG WTH! OMG THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST HISTORICAL MOMENT IN MY OWN PERSONAL HISTORY TEXTBOOK BECAUSE...I AM FINALLY FREAKING BLOGGING AGAIN!
Yes, of course, I do have people telling me they want me to write, so here I am again, fully alive, fresh, happy, AND WRITING! Woohoo! Okay, I don't even know where to begin, because my head is so full of things right now, I feel like an overcrammed bookshelf! Yes, and during these holidays, what have I been doing? I have been.. 1) Trying to revise 2) Trying to do homework 3) Trying to learn new words 4) Trying to change myself As if I have any of time to do any of that at all! Next year will be the super-horrid O'LEVELS! Yes, O'levels! O LEVELS! Okay, despite what my bro and my sis told me about the big O's being chicken pie, I am still not convinced! I NEED TO STUDY to fulfill my life aspiration, though, I won't tell you what it is. Okay! So, back to the point. Actually, my blog has no point. That's why its called a Blog, so you can rattle and babble and rant pointlessly to show your feelings to your friend. So here I am, rattling, babbling, and ranting about pointlessly while.. Hmm, okay, recently, I've been reading ONTD. For those of you who don't know it's like this celebrity news gossip website crap that kills my braincells. But it's entertaining, that's why I read it. And oh yes! Do you know how unbelieveably unbearably irritatingly constipatingly annoyingly overrated Twilight is getting that I feel like getting rashes right now? Okay, I know, for those who watch the movie but didn't read the book, it might seem good to you, but it's actually a disappointment, really. What more with all these twilight fangirls fangirling around over Rpattz. Goodness gracious me. Okay, so the first time I watched Twilight was on the 13th of december, with Farah and Diyanah. Heh, I love them. Okay, so at first we wanted to watch it at vivo, then we found out that all the seats were taken right down to the second seat from the screen! FROM THE SCREEN! Imagine that! It'll be like watching Twilight 3D! Dang, I'll be terrified for the rest of my life if Rpattz's super horrifyingly threatening vampy face pops out from the screen. *Shudders* So, then we went to the Lido, which still had middle row seats, which was pretty okay, I guess. The worst part was watching the movie with screaming twilight fangirls at the back of the theatre. The fangirls were literally gasping and hyperventilating and covering their mouths and screaming, and drowning in their seats when Edward came in. I'm not surprised if they were moaning though.. I laughed during most parts of the movie when I first watched it. The camera angles and everything were so dramatic, and when Edward first came in the background music sounded similar to like when there's suddenly a ray of light amidst the clouds only to reveal an angel coming to earth sound. Yes, that kind of angelic sound. Which made me laugh then irritated because the fangirls were screaming EDWARD! Noisy! I was reading ONTD the other day, and I was laughing like crazy, I almost had fits. There was this line that made me laugh. "Twilight is a sign of the freaking apocalypse". Haha! That was weird, because before I read that, I WAS thinking about twilight and apocalypse at the same time. The apocalypse scares me, alot. Okay, enough about the apocalypse. Gosh, how I wish I could show you all the gifs the ONTD-ers made of Rpattz. It's super funny, but wait, I have this picture. It's retarded, and FUNNY. What Rpattz needs is some pimpin'.  Okay back to the main point, to where there is no actual point at all. Hmm, what did I want to say? I totally forgot. O' yez! You know, ever since the holidays, I've been sleeping more and more often, because usually, I can't sleep after 7 am! Now, during the holidays, I'm becoming moar and moar like Rpattz, a total lazy ass. Well, at least I don't stick to Rpattz's motto of "If it doesn't look dirty, then why wash it?". Although i'm just a lazy ass who doesn't gain weight during the holidays but wishes to and is really irritated with the weighing machine who eats and lazes around all day, I do take care of my personal hygiene! Nowadays I have been brushing my teeth more frequently, like more than 5 times a day! And, I have never not washed my hair for 6 weeks until my hair washes itself like Rpattz. Yez, there are mini hair-like projections on Rpattz hair, because Rpattz is a hybrid and an evolution of a normal lazy human being. Why else do you think people call him a sexy man beast and gains fame while he doesn't wash his hair for 6 weeks? The mini hair-like projections which are found on Rpattz's hair washes his hair, and these mini-hair on his hair are like the microvilli found on the villi or the root hair cells found on the root. For Rpattz's case, they are minute hair-like hair projections. Yes, now we know, why Rpattz is able to flaunt his way to success without taking care of his personal hygiene! I like Robert Pattinson (Rpattz) back when he was acting in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory. The brit accent. Sad he had to act in twilight. He regrets acting in twilight actually. Eew, why am I ranting on and on about Rpattz? Okay..umm. Oh yeah. Ever since the holidays, my dreams have been getting more and more weird, I can't be bothered to explain each single one, because I dream every single night and wake up remembering the dreams. Yes, my dreams are very vivid. VERY. And my brain spews out nonsense everytime in those dreams. There was this once, during Qiamulail (Religious class camp), I was sleepy, they were giving talks about family since apparently, teenagers dont get along well with their parents. Then there was this guy, asking this guy a question, 'What have your parents done to help you?'. Then i fell asleep for a second, and I dreamt that the answer to that question was ' My parents helped me put on lipstick'. And after that I woke up. And the guy answered some other answer. Yes, I am a freakass in a glass display. Recently, I realised how schizophrenic I am. Sometimes I have a tiny debate in my head. It's weird, I tell you. I guess this is the result of slacking too much and getting your braincells killed by watching too much sitcoms and comedy. And reading too much fiction books. I need help. I need to study. Now. |
