They say the Nile used to run from east to west...
They say the Nile used to run from east to west...

Well hey! This is another one of my incoherent blog posts where I write about something totally not related to my life. Yes, I enjoy being consistently inconsistent. You, my friend, should be happy because if I were to write something about what happens in my life, my blog name wouldn't be "am-i-that-hysterical" anymore but probably "typicaltweengal" or summat or nothing or whatever. Right...ha-ha.

Okay welllllll speaking of blog names, the other time maisarah asked me through the facebook chat thingy magingy what her blog name was. I was thinking of something like "iamsecretlyemo" or "hipposrus" or "selfproclaimedrodent" or "iloveafiah" or something like it. Then she sent me an sms saying her blog name is like this h_ _ _ _ f_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. So, you know o levels being over and everything i was guessing something like hello freedomss or happy faloofles or something happy, bright and quirky like a flying Mary Poppins.

*Inhales* So...(to my dismay) my dear friend Maisarah Bte Hamzah told me her new blog's name is hairy fantasies. Okay okay i think the blog name is pretty cute but whoa! Really unexpected. On a brighter note, Maisarah writes awesome stuff so do give her blog a read! Damn, I should really do advertising when I grow up. I like to come up with catch phrases and captions and things like that.

I think Ris Low is so unoriginal. I mean come on, what kind of word is boomz? It doesn't have a meaning for one. Two, she just enhances the word boom with a Z. Three, there's only one syllable in that freaking word of hers. Four, IT HAS NO FREAKING DEFINITION. So how, or rather why do people even make a big fuss out of boomz? Not to mention that I do not, find it amusing, witty, or funny in any sort of way.

Oh my goodness I really can't stand the stupidity of the Singapore Idol theme! "Step up and dance". That has got to be a disgrace to the history of idol themes! What kind of stupid theme is that, hello, earth to singapore idol, this is a singing competition not a try-your-luck-dancing competition and neither is it a rihanna wannabe competition. Eew the theme is so wannabe. I'd rather 'zig a zig ahh' to Spice Girl's wannabe than to watch that episode of Singapore Idol.

Whatevs.