Today's blog topic will be about FAQs or frequently asked questions that people direct towards me. Please note that this is in no way a joke.

So here we go:

Q: Isn't it very hot to wear a long-sleeved top?
A: Yes its warm, but not any warmer than the pits of hell.

Q: Why do you look so familiar?
A: I guess I am omnipresent, its just one of my 457 gifts

Q: Isn't it very warm to wear that? *points at tudung*
A: Yes its extremely warm, but at the same time it absolves the need for an umbrella so ha! I'm more resourceful than you.

Q: Why are Muslims so conservative?
A: I dont know, why do you have three gods?

Q: Why did you cut your hair?
A: The same reason why you shave at all those undesirable bits.

Ultimately, my point is that some questions are either redundant or insensitive. And you can probably say that I am a bitter and cranky teen because there is no denying that.

I also realised that FAQs can be really fun to answer. Especially with the memory of AskAshley, this segment of
All That.

So I thought I'd open up an Agonize Afiah section whereby I answer the silliest questions you guys can offer. I want to do that but not really knowing how harsh the internet can be.

So I thought i shall leave this space open for strangers in real life asking me questions so till then my friends!