(Contains innuendos which may be unsuitable for children)
Out of boredom, being the netizen I am I decided to introduce two new abbreviations which are urbanDictionary-worthy.
(Both are with reference to men)
MILK = Men I'd Like to Kiss
FILTH = Father I'd Like To Hug
When used in the right context:
"I can't get enough of this milk its so...delicious"
"What a pound of filth!"
It's pretty unoriginal actually judging by how both are actual words which already exist in the dictionary but I guess I won't ever look at milk and filth the same way again.
By the way, if you are wondering where I got these crazy ideas from its from looking at men in bands. There is just something irresistably appealing about frontmen & bassists.
It's like they are automatically zapped with good looks one they choose the role of frontmen.
And if you know me well you can probably guess that I like married men cause you can fawn over them without getting disappointed.
That is why I coined "Filth" which is obviously referring to Brandon Flowers.
Okay bye.