Afito's Adventures

Hello,

The name's afiah. I'm currently 18, and I get a year older on the 29th of April.
Because of how this world is no place for a mind or a thought, I feel it best to manifest my ideas into the virtual world. After all, my global position systems are vocally addressed. Oh, and you could say that I can get a teeny bit mental at times.




posted : Saturday, June 18, 2011
title : I can't help my raging hormones
(Contains innuendos which may be unsuitable for children)

Out of boredom, being the netizen I am I decided to introduce two new abbreviations which are urbanDictionary-worthy.

(Both are with reference to men)

MILK = Men I'd Like to Kiss
FILTH = Father I'd Like To Hug

When used in the right context:

"I can't get enough of this milk its so...delicious"
"What a pound of filth!"

It's pretty unoriginal actually judging by how both are actual words which already exist in the dictionary but I guess I won't ever look at milk and filth the same way again.

By the way, if you are wondering where I got these crazy ideas from its from looking at men in bands. There is just something irresistably appealing about frontmen & bassists.

It's like they are automatically zapped with good looks one they choose the role of frontmen.

And if you know me well you can probably guess that I like married men cause you can fawn over them without getting disappointed.

That is why I coined "Filth" which is obviously referring to Brandon Flowers.

Okay bye.